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lifeinpoetry:

I’m learning to become
a night-blooming cactus:

to live exactingly, w/ less
to cast augury inward

to hold back until conditions are optimal
to unfurl only when I so desire

— Alina Pleskova, from “Cereus​,” published in Peach

subitokieran:

Listen, presidential alert system, unless he’s dead or dying don’t bother me

realtrashwitch:

it is cracking me up to see all the emergency alert memes already because i knew i wasnt the only person who saw the word “presidential” and just

lord-kitschener:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

lord-kitschener:

Putting potato chips on a sandwich with the other ingredients so you get a cronch is absolute the only righteous way to live

hey what the fuck

Stop being afraid to live deliciously

daddyswhores18:

Touch her in public and tell her to be quiet