magnumpicactus:

cixitas:

cixitas:

cixitas:

most of the metric system is great and all but honestly fuck celsius

lemme explain smthn: farenheit is human-centered.

in celsius, you have to use the dumb fucking scale of “0 = ???, 40 = hot as shit” like damn that’s some exponential curve stuff

but with farenheit it’s simple af. 0 is v cold. 100 is v hot. the end.

celsius makes sense for water, but am i water? no, im human.

stop being smug for using a shit temperature system.

bitter-tea-and-cold-hands:

Me: I’d say my self control is pretty good :))

Also me: scarfs down a whole box of cheezits because of the “i already got forced to eat might as well fuck up the rest of the way” mentality

bloodsweatndietcoketears:

me: *pulls out a piece of gum*

everyone within a 30 mile distance: cAN i HAvE A—

me: bitch this is my breakfast, lunch and dinner get ya own

thinndiaries:

But it’s the only thing that works for me. As long as the number on the scale keeps dropping I am happy. I don’t care how it’s done.

bimbandboozled:

do you ever get so fucked up you listen to loud punk musix to sleep?

mothsfuzz:

Tbh im kinda pissed im not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden

dont-be-a-mitch:

mood for today is no pants