revolutionarygays:

i can’t believe how many people in their mid-20s are buying the amazon alexa and like hooking it up to their home security systems and lights and phone and shit like i know we all saw the 1999 disney channel original movie smart house. they warned us and you are playing with fire

babybluecal:

maybe one day you’ll call me and tell me that you’re sorry too but you, you never do...

princelouisofcambridge:

glorious-spoon:

but-ur-not-remus-lupin:

fellytones:

during a job interview if you get asked, “What are three words your friends would use to describe you?” just use some traits from ur hogwarts house

reblog to save a life

Hufflepuff: hardworking, loyal, responsible

Ravenclaw: smart, curious, analytical

Slytherin: enterprising, clever, creative

Gryffindor: adventurous, confident, principled

SHIT.

danger:

I SUCK and get sad a lot

bitchycode:

‪What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand

thechronicchillpill:

Just because someone with your illness has a job, goes to school, or can do things you generally cant, does not mean youre faking it.

Dont compare yourself or your illness to them, every illness affects every person differently.

Youre doing the best you can, remember that.

suspend:

have you ever felt that tension with someone where out of nowhere you just want to grab them, kiss them and make them beg, make them ask for more. their eyes and body drive you nuts and you just want them and you’ll do anything to get them, touch them, hear them, own them and you know you just crave for them and its like your life depends on it and you will never get enough