fuckingsession:

All I want to do is go on road trips and have sex

hamishmacdeath:

Seamus Finnigan cautiously makes his way into the room, wand raised, and eyes wandering around, looking for any sign of life.

A man stands, pointing his wand straight at Seamus. A crooked grin adorned his dirty face. The Snatcher was a ragged shape of a wizard.

Snatcher: Your money or your life?

There’s a pause. The Snatcher falters slightly, caught off guard by the prolonged silence. After a few awkward moments, he speaks again.

Snatcher: I said, your money or your life?!

bad-intentixns:

dude/babe it’s the same thing

kodoku-no-maria:

I’m an atheist. But Yuzuru Hanyu is a God and I believe in him

Alexei Yagudin, Rostelecom Cup 2018

figureskatingtalk:

hot, new, radical concept: what if Yuzuru Hanyu didn’t give me a heart attack every time he goes on ice

justsmilebiitch:

Like, world records are meant to last more than 2 weeks