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i just need to be held tight and gently lay my head on someone’s heart so mine won’t feel so heavy for a min
i BETTER get bitten by a werewolf AND/OR a vampire tonight!!! its halloween and im fucking gay!!!
@dejextion but babe I’m technically a ghost?
@megaatomicjellyfishcollector and I’m technically a vampire so?
@dejextion So come bite me?
i got to handle an industrial sawblade today it was horrifying and i smell like fucking sawdust even after a shower
time to become a supervillain by the name of Susan Sawblade
“My dad teaching math in Southern California (late 70s/early 80s)”
literally the only math class i would ever look forward to
he’s finally retiring after teaching for 40 years at the same school, so the yearbook had him recreate the picture
Gosh could you imagine working on a big painting with your crush and he flicks paint at you so you flick some back and end up paint fighting and at the end youre laughing and leaning on each other and he KISSES you?? I can and its got me feeling some kinda (gay) way
i BETTER get bitten by a werewolf AND/OR a vampire tonight!!! its halloween and im fucking gay!!!
@dejextion but babe I’m technically a ghost?
Megaatomicjellyfishcollector 