thnks-fr-th-mania:

*inhales deeply* OK YOU FUCK HEADS LISTEN HERE.

so this is literally one of- if not my best fucking friend in this whole world. he is amazing and talented and nice sometimes and i love him. he is greatly underappreciated and he’s sUPER FUCKIN TALENTED AND REALLY REALLY COOL. i honestly dont know why he’s my friend tbh. but he always knows how to make me smile and piss me off at the same time. he’s also fuckin cringy as hell bc he went through a botdf phase but if any one of you make fun of him besides me for that i will single handedly come to your house and rip off all your toenails one by one and shove them up your ass. anYWAYS😊 he is great and i love him so much and he deserves to be happy. (caN WE ALSO APPRECIATE HOW CUTE HE IS?? OMG. LIKE AWWW LOOK AT THAT F U C K I N G FACE??) but yes. jo is amazing to say the least and even if he is a little shit sometimes he’s still rad as hell and no one can tell me otherwise.

(March 16, 2018 at 8:43 AM ET is when i first messaged you and i (don’t) regret it)

also here’s a shitty haiku for you💕

[jo is a dumb fuck
but i love you stupid hoe
you are annoying]

PS: HE’S SINGLE BOYSSSSS😉😂
PPS: DONT HIT HIM UP LIKE THAT THO JFC YOU’LL HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME HELL NO HE DESERVES THE BEST BITCHES

@megaatomicjellyfishcollector

@thnks-fr-th-mania OH MY GOD YOU HOE CRYING WAS NOT ON THE GAY AGENDA TODAY. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH EVEN IF YOU ARE A LITTLE SHIT. YOU’RE GOING TO GIVE YOUR FATHER A HEART ATTACK. AND YOU LOVE BOTDF DONT FUCKING LIE TO TUMBLR. And you know the day and time we started talking you’re such a cringey little shit oml. ALSO THOSE ARE THE WORST PICTURES OF ME EVER? YOU’RE DAMN LUCKY YOUR MY BEST FRIEND CAUSE I WOULD FUCKING MURDER YOU JK IM GONNA DO IT ANYWAYS. ILY LAURA. AKA BITCH. AKA HOE. 💕💕💕💕💕💕

PS. BOYS I WON’T LET HER MURDER YOU I SWEAR PLEASE LOVE ME